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Port Colbourne 

A port town bordering both Welland and Wainfleet. Known for it's lakefronts, canals and terrible whore-schools. It's high schools/occupants are often referred to as:

"Pot high" (Port Colbourne High School)
"Lake Shore whores" (Lake Shore Catholic Secondary)

Port Colbourne is generally looked down upon by neighbouring cities/towns.
1. "You must be from Port" (referring to a degenerate)
2. "Dirty like Port Colbourne"
Port Colbourne by Steerky April 3, 2011
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Port Colborne

The Best Fucking City In The World!!!!!! Since It Is Part Of Canada And Has Only Aprox. 18k of people!!!
Kid1: i live inPort Colborne

kid2: OMG, really?

kid1: Hell yeah

kid2: Then.You're.Fucking.Awesome!!
Port Colborne by ILNB so much!! December 20, 2010

Port Colborne

Is the best city ever! theres so much to do I party every night in port colborne. NOT. I gotta go to skiddy welland to party since everybody is a LOSER in port! lakewhore & pothigh school ? like COMON.
julia: hey wanna party in port colborne tonight?

chris: If we can find something.. we will probably just end up sitting at the freaking canal all night long getting high cause ports sketch.

julia: yaaa nevermind. welland it is.
Port Colborne by anon 2091 July 4, 2011

Port Colborne

Port Colborne is a beautiful little city on Lake Erie in the Niagara Region. Port Colborne is a great place to visit and there is so much to do. If you come down to Port Colborne, you'll highly unlikely be disappointed.
Stephen: Dude wanna go to Port Colborne tonight?

Curtis: Yeah man! Port Colborne has so much to do, after we go swimming at the pool and walk along to the canal, we can chill at the park and then we can go to the party that is just down the road.
Port Colborne by Oliver Duck August 31, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016