Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

Porning Out by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011

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Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.

You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.

Porning out by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

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Related Words

Porning Out • Pooning Out • Pornin’ out • porning • Good Porning • down porning • fake porning • Global Porning • Sad Porning • pooning

Pornin’ out

When someone watches porn for extended lengths of time almost obsessively.

Anataya could not help himself, stealing the DVD player out of the bathroom he was pornin’ out in.

“Anthony is always pornin’ out in the publix restroom,” Meghan told to Lee.

Pornin’ out by MamaNasty May 22, 2022

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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

Pooning Out by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

Pooning Out by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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