porncraft

A Mod to the very addicting game World of warcraft that makes the female characters anatomically correct, so that the basement virgins don't even have to stop playing to find porn on the Internet. thank you random illegal mod makers, you are solving the worlds over population problems by keeping the nerds virgins for life, i mean who needs real girls who will judge you for your bad taste in clothing and lack of social abilities when you can cyber with a guy pretending to be a girl whos got a naked character?

Random basement virgin: wow look that Night Elf is naked, this game isent warcraft its Porncraft, i never have to see the sun again...MOM MORE HOT POCKETS NOW!!!

porncraft by Sammy PK. December 14, 2006

World of Porncraft 

A term for the nude patch of World of Warcraft, removing the character's undergarments, exposing the areas of the 3D models not normally seen.

That guy is such a pervert, he's playing World of Porncraft...

World of Porncraft by Yourhairymom November 25, 2007

world of porncraft 

a bunch of fucktards got together and thought hey guys WoW is so popular how about we make porn but not just any porn...wow porn!!! so basicly its the most retarded thing in the entire universe

wownerd:hey did you see that new world of porncraft clip?

footballjock: why are you talking to me you fucktard?

world of porncraft by secksgod223 January 20, 2010

porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

proncrastination 

Procrastinating by looking at pron.

proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.

proncrastination by OHaiThar October 24, 2008

procraftinate 

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

procraftinate by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

pornocrat 

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

pornocrat by RexGibson December 1, 2003