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A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.

Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!

porn virus by ohthelulz August 15, 2020

Word of the Day on August 17, 2020

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Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

Porn Virus by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

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Porn Virus

A virus you can get on your computer, tablet, smartphone, or game console from watching a bunch of porn from certain websites. Porn Viruses are hard to remove and can ruin your computer or any kind of electronic device.

Me: Shit, I got a porn virus on my computer. I’m unable to access the internet, and this computer is not doing what I want it to do. This is like the coronavirus for electronic devices.

Porn Virus by AntiCircumcisionMan August 17, 2020

HISOKA PORN VIRUS

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK

OH NO I HAVE HISOKA PORN VIRUS

HISOKA PORN VIRUS by Maybe if you stanned Loona b1s September 1, 2020

Pornovirus

A computer virus contracted while watching porn. Derived from either clicking on the dodgy ads, popup malware or by downloading a video for later use. Notoriously hard to clean from your system, pornovirus often requires reformatting to achieve a full cure.

Goddammit! I was fapping on YouPorn and got a pornovirus again!!!

Pornovirus by epicflog October 27, 2017

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026