Porn Slam

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When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in

Porn Slam by Dampornslam October 25, 2011

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porn slam

the act of quickly slamming closed the top of your laptop when someone walks in the room to hide that you've been watching porn

When Jack's mom entered the room, he executed the fastest porn slam ever seen.

porn slam by NFL JACK October 24, 2011

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Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.

Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!

Slam Pig Cuck Porn by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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