n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.
by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009
When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"
girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."
boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"
girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."
boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"
girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."
by Kieren **** January 28, 2009
Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
by 000f August 23, 2021