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Pork Jelly

An individual who enjoys the consumption of everything pork. Contrary to popular belief, this individual does not indulge in nor likes jelly, but rather everything else (that isnt spicy). A pork jelly will never deny any offer related to consumable items.
jordon: slow down pork jelly! leave some for us!
jaren: eh ya sia, sui ah. you so cute leh 👅👅👅
jordon: nah you cuter
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Porkbelly's Syndrome

A rare condition that prevents speech from being filtered by the brain for stupidity. The main symptom is a stream of ill-considered idiocy from the mouth. Like Tourette's sydrome for stupid people.
His utterance of "I modified the graphics code and all that changed was the graphics" was likely caused by Porkbelly's Syndrome.
by The Stella October 11, 2005
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