Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

Popeyes Biscuit by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Popeyes Biscuit by Scandinavian Viking October 16, 2021

popeyes biscuit 

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

popeyes biscuit by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Popeyes biscuit 

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

Popeyes biscuit by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

popeye’s biscuit by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Popeye’s Biscuit 

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

Popeye’s Biscuit by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Popeye's biscuit 

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)

e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

Popeye's biscuit by Fluffy v.2 May 4, 2018