pooriod

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

by Undergroover January 2, 2009

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Pooriod

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

by Same320 November 29, 2011

Pooriod

When you menstruate and shit at the same time, causing them to mix together.

I was on the toilet all day experiencing my pooriod

by Iggi Niggi August 2, 2021

Poorpods

Wired earphones for poor people that can't afford wireless.

Dude this place is so ghetto, everyone's wearing poorpods.

by Brecho July 11, 2019

Poorpods

Earphones for people who can't afford wireless.

Dude, this place is so ghetto, everyone's wearing poorpods.

by Brecho July 11, 2019

pooroid

Someone who is poor.

HODL your way to a decent life or live forever as a pooroid slave.

by olalonzo February 2, 2026