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Poor Baby 

1)Its a phrase people say sometimes when they feel sorry for you but want you to feel happy instead, usually said in a sad or singsongy way, like you want to hug the person saying it or they want to hug you

2)a)It's a phrase people say sometimes when they are being sarcastic because either they think you're feeling sorry for yourself and they think that's silly,b) they feel sorry for you because you can't participate being too weak or didnt get good enough grades orc) it's a sarcastic phrase meaning they think you're trying to make people feel sorry for you whether you know it or not, or whether they like it or not
1)if a kid has no friends he can go home and tell his much older sister or somebody and she can say "poor baby" and give him a hug, esp if he's sad or she didnt have friends till college, something like that

2a)if the same big sister is trying to cheer him up, she can say "poor baby" as a joke, as long as someone gets it
2b)if a kid is too small or clumsy to play basketball, one of the guys call say that to toughen him up, even if that doesn't cheer him up enough to try playing ball
2c)if a kid goes into high school expecting to be noticed for being something special or outstanding and nobody cares, if he looks whiny or doesn't get it somebody might say "poor baby" to get him to think about it better
Poor Baby by atari night November 17, 2009
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Poor Baby 

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.
Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!
Poor Baby by Rob November 14, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016