Poopsie Daisy

The act of tossing your baby in the air and the baby shits all over you because they are scared.

Dad: "Honey! I was throwing the baby up and down when it shit on me!"

Mom: "Aw she is playing Poopsie Daisy with you!"

Poopsie Daisy by bdamage October 13, 2010

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Poopsie Daisy

1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.

1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.

Poopsie Daisy by tunarat February 24, 2014

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poopsidaisy

An unwanted accident of the toilet variety. Usually when one is relaxed and unaware of the chaos going on within their bowels.

John: Shit dude, i just made a poopsidaisy on your new carpet!
Dave: Damnit, not again!

poopsidaisy by AddisonG August 23, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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