Poopercising

to take a crap so strenuous that it feels like you just did squats for an hour.

Dude! What took you so long in the bathroom?
Sorry man, that chimichanga last night, had me poopercising.

by BALLINACUP March 6, 2011

poopervising

When an animal, usually a cat, sits at your feet and watches you while you poop.

It's 6am and I just woke up to take my morning shit. My cats are poopervising from the bathroom mat.

by jameth June 18, 2007