Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025