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poop scotch 

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
poop scotch by samstown1 May 9, 2010
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Poop Scotch 

Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.
You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.
Poop Scotch by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008

poop scotch 

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
poop scotch by anonymous May 5, 2017

Poop Snotching 

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
Poop Snotching by Vladdx March 3, 2008

Poop snotch 

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.
Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.
Poop snotch by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

poop scootch 

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.
My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.
poop scootch by Marlo D December 17, 2021

poopsnotch 

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler
i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.
poopsnotch by babysnakes May 9, 2007
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