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The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).
If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.
Poon Job by Weh July 28, 2008
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When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job
Poon Job by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.
1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.
Poon Job by Poofer May 13, 2005
The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special
Poon job by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

poon-job 

I gave that girl a good poon-job.
poon-job by poonanny eatter September 25, 2006

poonjobcholie 

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt
damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man
poonjobcholie by ant lop September 5, 2011
I'll give you a poonjob!
Poonjob by ilikebicycles October 10, 2010
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