Poon Farm

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Similar to the slang term Poonani meaning vagina in a more general sense but refers specifically to more than one poonani in one location or home at a given time. Usually to coin the given term there must be a minimum of three woman in a dwelling to call a location a Poon farm. All woman must have extended residence and in some cases be lesbians.

Melissa lives in a poon farm.
Hey Allen, did you go over to that poon farm last night?
My dog shadow was barking at the neighbors its a poon farm.

Poon Farm by patrushio September 8, 2009

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Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.

“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight

Farm poon by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

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Poon Farm • Poon Farmer • Farm poon • poon • poon hound • poon berries • poon cakes • Poon Poon • poon shark • poon shine

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

Poon Farmer by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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