Poomi

A poomi is someone who doesnt under stand life properly and is usually of adolescence, a poomi is someone who is also a waste of space and Resources, and thinks they are so called "cool", and usually grows up to be a failure and a nobody, a poomi is basically that rude ass kid back in school that says, lit or true and talks like a poof

OI mate, stop being a fucking poomi ya dog, grow up and realise what the real world is like, ya fockin dambass

by The down to earth person September 7, 2017

poobiscuit

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.

guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is

by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

Poogin' around

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Pommie Wash

Washing only the most inimate portions of the anatomy in the hand basin, as opposed to a shower or full bath. Name derived from the british tradition of avoidaing becoming cold by fully declothing and getting wet in a cold climate. Also a time saving measure.

I was running late for work so I had a pommie wash and splashed on a bit more aftershave.

by Annie's Mum November 11, 2009

Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

Poomiliation

When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.

Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.

by SenorT January 3, 2009