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Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.
To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.
pooer by dstigers September 25, 2013
Words you can keep
girls booty hole.

a girls butthole.

or in some cases a males.
pooer by hoes on my jock April 4, 2007
anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.
'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.
pooer by Harrie April 6, 2006
this is the word for a smelly person who likes beans in the ass and also enjoys poo in mouth.
eddie lee is a pooer
pooer by BIGSEGGSMAN June 18, 2020

Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo
"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

Nervous Pooer 

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.
Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.
Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!
Comfort pooer by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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