pooer

Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.

To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.

by dstigers September 25, 2013

pooer

girls booty hole.

a girls butthole.

or in some cases a males.

brett stuck it in her pooer!

by hoes on my jock April 4, 2007

pooer

anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.

'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.

by Harrie April 6, 2006

Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009

Nervous Pooer

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.

Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet

by Mysterious Benefactor January 5, 2010

big pooer

Someone that is really really EVIL and probably bullies people.

Nicole is such a big pooer, and she hits people.
Yeah, Nicole. You're a BIG POOER!

by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011