Poodonkis

A stuffed dromiceiomimus with the strange urge to make holocaust jokes that sits inside Strong Mad's closet.

Poodonkis is love, Poodonkis is life

by King Bubsgonzola Supreme November 30, 2013

poodonkey

A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.

All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.

by Corky March 13, 2003

podunkistan

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.

by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

poodonkey

comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.

that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly

by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

ploonkis

A little blue monster with one eye and one tooth he’s cute and you find him through the illuminate bc website- created by oabv and gsb

When it’s silent and you feeling devious say ploonkissssss

by gabethasuperperc February 23, 2023

Podonkus

A dinosaur that lived during between the Jurassic and Cretaceous ages. It has two legs and no arms, a slight under-bite and wings, which was used to attract the oppisite sex. It lived for a total of 10 years and entire population comprised of a male and 4 females. The only male was bad with women and was rejected by all four and used a time machine to come present times. he talks like a ghetto person. An example of him talking is below.

yer, Ima podonkus and I really talking about maself cause I like maself as much as maself. I think i realz cool cause i hav too legs that i use to walk with, and i like to eat teh birds, but dey real hardddddd to catch cause dey can fly, but i can't, i has to jump really hi..... poodonkussss

by Luke the sexy January 10, 2012