poodle faker 

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

poodle faker by cian January 23, 2004

poodlewanker 

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

poodlewanker by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

poodlefaking 

Empty social pretentiouness

"He knew the society of those small Burma stations -- a nasty, poodle-faking, horseless riffraff." AND "As for social duties of all descriptions, he called them poodle-faking and ignored them." George Orwell, Burmese Days, 1934; the "he" is an upper-class speaker.

poodlefaking by Roger Brunyate November 5, 2003

poodlefaking 

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

poodlefaking by David September 30, 2003

Poodlefaking 

An old Raj era Indian Army officer's term for one who flirts with older women to gain influence, or otherwise flirt outrageously with women

Algie was poodlefaking, giving us ample reason to ostracise him from the Mess

Poodlefaking by Cobden August 24, 2008

poodlefaking 

youth too much given to tea-parties and ladies society generally

The term probably stems from the habit of aging high-born ladies and their ladies-in-waiting in the English aristocracy, keeping small dogs and young men around to pass the time, and to amuse themselves, those poodlefaking high-borns!

poodlefaking by karl88 September 1, 2003

poodlecake 

a woman with a penis and a blue waffle in wich the penis is attached with a piece of skin that looks like a lip

look at that chicks poodlecake

poodlecake by OG slip September 9, 2010