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A mixture of poo and quick drying concrete which is almost impossible to remove (even with a brush) after it sets. Usually the result of kids eating shit food on holiday.

Just went into the shitter after the boy had been for a log, and had a five flush skid even after scrubbing hard with the bog brush. That poocrete was the quick drying type.

Poocrete by Scm73 July 29, 2023

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Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

Poo Crete by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011

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poocreel

To disown a family member in a game of chance.

That's not fair you cheated, I poocreel you!

poocreel by Rebekah Drozell January 20, 2009

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Poocrème

The name for two people being friends and their names are Caoimhe and katie

So if you seen somebody called Katie and Caoimhe they are poocrèmes

Poocrème by Spongefish July 3, 2025

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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