Poocrete 

A mixture of poo and quick drying concrete which is almost impossible to remove (even with a brush) after it sets. Usually the result of kids eating shit food on holiday.

Just went into the shitter after the boy had been for a log, and had a five flush skid even after scrubbing hard with the bog brush. That poocrete was the quick drying type.

Poocrete by Scm73 July 29, 2023

Poo Crete 

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

Poo Crete by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011

poocreel 

To disown a family member in a game of chance.

That's not fair you cheated, I poocreel you!

poocreel by Rebekah Drozell January 20, 2009

Poocrème 

The name for two people being friends and their names are Caoimhe and katie

So if you seen somebody called Katie and Caoimhe they are poocrèmes

Poocrème by Spongefish July 3, 2025