pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

by Koonalie September 22, 2005

pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

by DonSquigie December 21, 2010

pooching

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009