Poo Paul 

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret

Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)

Poo Paul by Penis.popper September 21, 2017

Poo at Paul's 

To shag your mates best friend. Based on the catchphrase from the Glade advert.

I want to do a poo at Paul's!

Poo at Paul's by Geordie09 October 8, 2009

having a poo at paul's 

Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites

"Were did Ray go?"

"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"

having a poo at paul's by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010