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poo nuts 

shit that gets caught in your ass hairs
scott smith of woombye sunshine coast Australia
poo nuts by Rolly April 3, 2003
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Poo Nuts 

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x
Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.
Poo Nuts by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

poo-nuts 

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)
Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts
poo-nuts by aussie1 August 23, 2007
1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.
1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test
Poonuts by Anonymous November 11, 2002
The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.
Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.
Poonuts by J. Kang June 30, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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