Poo Finger

when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours

tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"

by mattyboy555 January 12, 2010

Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

by Dub Dub Lifer March 28, 2011

poo finger

the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger

person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger?
person A: whats that
person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com

by shortbusguy July 21, 2006

poo fingers

When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.

James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'

by Poo Fingers March 04, 2009

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe April 11, 2018

poo finger

A shot of gin, with a small hint of Lea & Perrins. Consumed in one go. Can also be a 'shit finger' when using tabasco sauce.

Origins of first invention trace back to the 'Nutshell' pub, in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk of England. The pub is one of the smallest in the UK.

"Shut up Jamel you nigger, and take a poo finger"

"Can I please have £20s worth of shit fingers, then hand them round the bar to all these old people reading papers"

by Mike Raphael April 28, 2007

poo finger

The finger shaped piece of poo that is bumped into when an object is inserted into someone's anus.

1) "I stuck my dick in her ass and pushed her poo finger until I blew my load."

2) "Go clean yourself out, I don't want to bump with no stinky poo finger tonight"

by Huskey Balls October 03, 2006