Poo Dank

Marijuana that smells like shit and is brown in color.

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.

by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006

Dank poo poo man

The warlock that have super shit balls power

dank poo poo man is back baby

by jokera March 18, 2022

Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008