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Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.
"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.
Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.
Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010

Pantificate 

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.
Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.
Pantificate by Jeff D June 14, 2004

puntificate 

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.
Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.
puntificate by Teddallo March 25, 2008

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people
Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich
Pontificate by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013