Ponato 

a Ponato is pretty much like a potato, except very tall and strong and active. Is a very psychotic child. They tend to never get hurt until it's an extreme case, like falling 50 feet to the ground from a flying BMX bike. Probably actually wants to be licked in the face, but will never admit to it. Loves: Stranger Things, Jake Paul, Spicy Funyuns, Spearmint Chapstick, and diarrhea.

bro, your friend is wack.

Yeah, don't you love him? He's a Ponato.

Ponato by SkateAnon February 21, 2022

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

Ponto'd 

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020

Woke potato 

Woke potato is a person whose mental capacities have been destroyed by ideology. It refers to the slang use of potato as someone being uninteresting, dull or strange. Many social science disciplines produce woke potatoes, for example Feminist studies which cherry pick all evidence which shows women to be marginalized while ignoring all the evidence - especially legal regulations - which show women to be favored.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.

John: What's Chris up to? I've heard he is studying women studies at University of California?
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.

John: What do you mean?

Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.

Woke potato by Skeptic234234 March 10, 2023