2 definitions by SkateAnon

a Ponato is pretty much like a potato, except very tall and strong and active. Is a very psychotic child. They tend to never get hurt until it's an extreme case, like falling 50 feet to the ground from a flying BMX bike. Probably actually wants to be licked in the face, but will never admit to it. Loves: Stranger Things, Jake Paul, Spicy Funyuns, Spearmint Chapstick, and diarrhea.
bro, your friend is wack.

Yeah, don't you love him? He's a Ponato.
by SkateAnon February 21, 2022
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