polytech 

school that has more computers than women

person 1: What school you go to?
person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.
person 1: Are you gay?
person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...

polytech by Polytalker March 31, 2005

Polytech talking in you

Polytech is one of the worst universities in the world, in fact the campuses and professors there are so bad it makes you depressed and burned out. Studying there will destroy your self-esteem and will to live. So, when you feel untalented and ar your worst, it might not be you, it's just polytech ruining your self-esteem and talking in you

- dude, i wish i was a cool and interesting person
- nah, bro, you're good, that's just polytech talking in you

Polytech talking in you by jsspnkmn October 10, 2020

Worcester Polytechnic Institute 

Engineering school in Worcester MA. Although it's known for it's geeky reputation (wedge rats, foam swords, pocket protectors), there are plenty of normal people. Jocks, greeks, etc. WPI has some of the best frat parties around Worcester. Even though WPI students can integrate without blinking, they still know how to have a good time. And you know they will since they'll be making all those Benjamin's.

"You go to Worcester Polytechnic Institute? You're going to rich huh? Can I get your number?"

Worcester Polytechnic Institute by WooTech January 1, 2008

Polytecher

A weird creepy teen who goes to polytech and looks like a dyke or they have no outside life

Omg I just saw a polytecher galloping and screaming through the halls

Polytecher by Shelbyfatty November 6, 2018

Kerch Polytechnic College 

The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.

Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?

Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.

Kerch Polytechnic College by JacketSniffer November 13, 2021

Southern Polytechnic State University 

A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.

Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.

Southern Polytechnic State University by spsuanon July 27, 2009

Monterey Polytechnic College 

Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.

Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.

Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.

After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.

Monterey Polytechnic College by Matrix Ender November 14, 2018