Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 07, 2012

polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

by PrettyStonePark November 21, 2015

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 04, 2005

polish sausage

1) a delectable treat.

2) a snack similar to a hot dog.

Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.

Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!

by thepole15 March 12, 2014

polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

by lokiu April 27, 2009

Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.

It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.

by mechanicalgoat October 05, 2009

Babinski's Polish Sausage

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.

Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.

by really nice chair man November 06, 2011