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Polish Cannon

Sebastian Janikowski was born on March 2, 1978 as an only child to Henryk and Halina Janikowski in Wałbrzych, Poland. His father was a professional soccer player, and moved to the United States in the early 1980s in the hopes of reviving his career. Years after Janikowski's father emigrated from Poland, his parents divorced and Henryk married an American citizen. Left at home with just his mother, Janikowski began to excel at soccer himself, and when he was 15, Janikowski earned a spot on the Polish under-17 team.

Sebastian would go on to have a career in the National Football League as a kicker.

Quite possibly the greatest kicker to ever live.
"I haven't seen anyone kick a ball like that, since the Polish Cannon was playing"
Polish Cannon by DtotheB2124 October 28, 2018
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The Polish Cannon 

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.
The Polish Cannon by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023

Polish Hand-Cannon 

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.
“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
Polish Hand-Cannon by Booeyy July 11, 2018

Polish Cannolli 

The act of eating the cum out of a used condom
Barbara licked every drop of her polish cannolli
Polish Cannolli by Warren Ellis January 1, 2010
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