poke and choke

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.

Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".

by john owens November 10, 2007

Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.

Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.

by Superman V2 April 21, 2014

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020