Pocket jalapeno 

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.

Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.

Pocket jalapeno by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018

jalapeno hot pocket 

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

jalapeno hot pocket by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018