A simple but effective means of describing a male human who is badly endowed with a small, pointy knife-like phallus, however has all sorts of extra useful functions, taking a practical, positive approach to pleasuring a female human despite his size.
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Get the Half open pocket knife mug."That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
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Get the canadien pocketknife mug.pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
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Get the rusty pocketknife mug.x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).
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