Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

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A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.

“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.

by Cactguy March 22, 2021

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