Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

Pocket Cow by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Pocket cowboy 

A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.

“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.

Pocket cowboy by Cactguy March 22, 2021

Pocket Cowboys 

The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.

Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!

Pocket Cowboys by Epstein June 22, 2021

pocketcock 

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.

wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)

pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

Pocketcorn

When ur eating popcorn and somehow it gets in your pocket

“There’s popcorn in my pocket”
“NGA WHAT”
“I think I’ve made myself as clear as possible”
“I have pocketcorn”

Pocketcorn by Matte green May 30, 2026