Plymouth Rock Day 

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

Plymouth Rock Day by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015