plucked turkey

A plucked turkey is when your pubic region grows back after shaving.

"Oh god, Check out that plucked turkey!"

by Dale Hay May 02, 2006

Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 01, 2012