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I need to eat ploppy plop

by Pooooooooooopy pooooooop November 28, 2022

ploppy

Semi-derogatory term used by professional gamblers to describe just another sucker at the casino. While professional gamblers are at a blackjack table counting cards, the "ploppies" are the players at the table who the casino loves because they play the game at an average level (or below) and just don't know any better. Sometimes ploppies can get in the way of the professional players.

advantage player at Three Card Poker table: "if only the damn ploppy at third base would leave, then I could take his seat and have a clear view of the dealer's hole card each hand!"
ploppy at the table: "darn, I didn't think the dealer would have that ace!"

by gamblingman August 1, 2013

ploppy pad

The compliment of toilet paper placed in the bowl to prevent back splash while dropping your ploppies

Roger:
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"

Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"

Roger:
"Naturally"

by Parson Brown April 17, 2008

ploppy

A "ploppy" is defined as a poor to typical blackjack player. A ploppy harbors many false beliefs about the game, and through those beliefs he actually sometimes causes or enables the casino to make the game tougher to win at. Ploppies also tend to make blackjack a more intimidating game to play than necessary.

That ploppy keeps taking even money against an ace- he's practically giving away his money! I guess the casinos need to make money off of somebody.

by Blackjack Genius March 12, 2013

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009

ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

hot sloppy ploppy

A particularly nasty bowel movement, especially if it is diarrhea. Often used with the verb drop.

I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.

by The Meat February 26, 2004