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plexiglassectomy 

Plexiglassectomy: A procedure performed by a doctor in which a piece of plexiglass is grafted onto a patients abdomen replacing the original skin. In such cases whereas an individual has his head so far up his rectum this procedure is mandatory. It gives such person a "window" in which to see out of, and in most cases results in said person not running into the rest of us going about our daily lives. There is a lesser known term for this condition called colonstrangulitus mostly seen third world countrys. The term has absolutely no validity amongst the medical field and is used merely as a joke to be directed toward someone who did or does an insanely stupid thing or who says things that are considered stupid.
"Golly Billy" "you shouldn't have voted the way you did" "how stupid!" "You need a plexiglassectomy"
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Plexiglassectomy 

A Plexiglassectomy is a medical procedure know for its clarification properties amongst the the "cranium surrounded by rectum" crowd. Whereas- a surgeon removes a section of C.S.R. patients stomach and grafts a piece of 1/4" thick plexiglass to the surrounding tissue thus creating a "window" for the C.S.R. patient to see out of. Being that the patient has his head up his ass so far, he needs to see where he is going. The term was coined by someone by the name of D.J. Dowd in western Colorado around 1995. It would appear to me, that the condition known as "plexiglassectomy" is secondary to a lesser known form of the "largeintestineonnectomy" or as it is known in third world countries "colonstrangulatis". Both apply an undue amount of pressure on the carotid arteries, further adding to the C.S.R's confusion.
"That dudes head is so far up his ass he needs a plexiglassectomy"
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My doctor recommended I get a plexiglasectomy, which is where they put a small piece of plexiglass in my bellybutton, so when I’m walking around with my head up my butt, I can see where I’m going
plexiglasectomy by Mint Classie February 21, 2020

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026