A wife in a loving relationship who satisfies her and her husband's fantasy of sharing her sexually with other men so that their relationship explodes with sexual tension and flirtatious fun. A type of hotwifing where the couple's focus on her having sex with other men is primarily for the pleasure of the couple mutually enjoying the encounter photos and stories to heighten their marital sexual enjoyment. Often leads to significant increases in husband affection and romance of his wife.
Since my wife became a playwife our marriage is hotter than ever, and the takebacks are amazing!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!