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Playing the Porcelain Trumpet
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When
a person
farts loudly before pooing.
The noise
is
amplified
by the hollow bowl of the toilet.
After a
long night
competitive
beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the
porcelain trumpet
.
by
joshuah!
September 28, 2006
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