playing monopoly 

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

playing monopoly by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

Playing monopoly 

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

Playing monopoly by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019

playing monopoly 

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

playing monopoly by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

Playing monopoly 

Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.

John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it

Playing monopoly by Kingyoungdaggerdick September 4, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019