Playing Shaker

A euphemism for when a touring musician attempts to quietly masturbate in his bunk on the tour bus.

Dude, I’m not taking this bunk. The last guy must’ve been playing shaker in here…a lot.

by Shaky McJerky August 21, 2022

Playing Shaker

Coded language for a touring musician sneaking away to masturbate

“Where’s Ed?”
“I think he’s back on the bus”
“Playing shaker?”
“Definitely.”

by Rodd Richards July 20, 2022

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017