Playing Pokemon 

1."Playing Pokemon" is a cover up, and or the act of smoking marijuana.
2. A video game, a card game, and also a tv show.
(I don't know how one would play with a tv. Other then throwing a wii remote threw it.)

Play Pokemon, playing Pokemon, and played Pokemon is all the same.

Playing Pokemon examples.

Example 1:
Hey Chong want to go play Pokemon?
When I really mean:
Hey Chong lets go smoke some dank herb, and hope we forget how to get back home.

Example 2:
I use to own an original Charizard Pokemon card when I was a kid...
However I played Pokemon with it and never kept it in good condition...

I could have sold that card and gotten a nice bong or atleast an ounce of weed with it. True Story

Playing Pokemon by wargex March 27, 2011

Playing Pokemon 

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

Playing Pokemon by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008

playing pokemon under the sheets 

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

playing pokemon under the sheets by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008