A person of Panamanian or Central American descent, as they are genetically predisposed to consuming mass quantities of plantaines (bananas) and whose cuisine's gourmet dishes involve very complex banana-centric dishes. It is not unusual for such individuals to fry bananas and serve them with salt and cheese, or to cook banana's in a skillet with orange, cinnamon and sugar.
"ay este pinche platanero cocino todo los platanos y el come como chango."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).