platinum card

a credit card made available to individuals with high credit ratings, which carries certain privileges that are unavailable to holders of other cards.

my mom has a platinum card

platinum card by Platinum card July 8, 2014

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That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.

Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!

That and a platinum card by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

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platium players card

food/ ebt card

hey lets go to 7-11, i got the muchies, hook it up with platium players card!

platium players card by missjune August 4, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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