Plascit

The mispronunciation of the word plastic by typically undereducated personages of low income and few teeth, especially in a grocery emporium setting.

"I'll take plascit bags instead of paper."

by inkidu October 9, 2008

plastit

Breast(s) that have been augmented by plastic surgery.

That girl has total plastits - she used to be a B cup, now she's a D.

by writegrrrl October 17, 2006

plastitute

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.

"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."

by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

PlascoTrac

1. The newest system at supporting schools of tracking tardies (in addition to other things, if they so choose).

2. The ridiculous machines that rent-a-cops and administrators carry and scan your ID with/print you a pass with when you are in the hallways at a bad time.

3. The biggest waste of money that schools could possibly consider.

4. Partially the reason why some schools STILL don't have the money for air conditioning. *cough*

5. The system that makes schools feel more like a prison... although the PlascoTrac site insists that they "believe strongly that schools can maintain a feeling of safety, security, and discipline without creating a prison-like environment."

See also Plasco'ed

- I can't believe that rent-a-cop whipped out the PlascoTrac on me! I was just getting a book from my locker during lunch.

- A school gets a camel, flatscreen TV's, 20 new computers and PlascoTrac but still insists it can survive without air conditioning.

by Glenbardian August 31, 2010

plescitude

(ple-si-tude) ("si" is pronounced as the first part of the word sister)

This word combines both meanings of the word awesome, and the word manliness, to become an adjective usually suitable for those that have the nessescary required amount of man points.

Rambo has more than enough plescitude to make up for a room full of metro-sexuals.

by Fa-Rhino April 9, 2009

Plastitress

a fashion model or actress that has been so redefined by a plastic surgeon she is mostly plastic.

The actress in that movie has seen her surgeon so many times she a plastitress

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Placitas

They aren't jeans, shorts, jean shorts or jorts. They're called Placitas and they are painstakingly created to express one's individuality or to represent a tribe. The process usually begins with a pair of common jorts but after hours, possibly even days, of heavy drug use and careful manipulation of a ball-point pen they are transformed into one of the more amazing representations of individual character in the world.

Bro, those placitas are fucking DOPE. Your butt looks great with that dragon face peeking out.

by Alva Pastor July 13, 2010