Planter's Penis
Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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Planter's Ass
A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "
Planter's Ass by Browning802 February 10, 2017
Planter's Peanut Worts
Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
Planter's Peanut Worts by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
Planker's Fatigue
The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.
After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.
Planker's Fatigue by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011
plater's mouth
plater's mouth by ninesheets November 9, 2009
Pintu’s Plaster Shop
(noun; slang; NSFW)
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
Pintu’s Plaster Shop by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
captain's platter
captain's platter by Choadblower January 15, 2006