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The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter
"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"
by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Planters is an adjective used to describe someone who has large nuts.
Girl:ooh you got some nice planters I like it.
Boy:Ya thanks
by Blake’s dad August 27, 2020
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Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.
"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."
by J 'Sak December 16, 2008
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A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.
Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!
by DLG June 29, 2003
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A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.
"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"
by leonAzul May 02, 2008
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Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.
Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.
by DLG June 29, 2003
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